New Year's Shocker: Does Robert Mueller Have a Photo of Trump's 'Junk'? (The Root link): On Thursday a Russian company told a federal court that buried in the mountain of evidence collected by special counselor Robert Mueller for his investigation into Russian collusion during the 2016 presidential election, there is a naked selfie.
Please, for the love of god let this not be a photo of President Mushroom Cap. No one needs to see that. No. One.
“Could the manner in which he collected a nude selfie really threaten the national security of the United States,” Concord’s lawyers ask in the filing, CNN reports.
Now there is no evidence that Mueller has a dick pic of Trump. But The Root’s investigative team has a few questions:
- To be fair, the shot could be of a woman. But Trump doesn’t have any women high enough in the administration to threaten national security interests, so we can safely assume that the picture features a Team Trump member’s member.
- If making the picture public could raise “national security concerns,” who else could it be but Trump? No one is going to war over Mike Pompeo’s nudes.
|The actual selfie spares the sensitive.|
It seems fair to ask if there is a photo of Trump’s mushroom cap floating around the FBI office. Is that what Putin is holding over his head?
Concord has pleaded not guilty to conspiracy charges related to the social media scheme but admits that there may be a possible dick pic floating around. CNN notes that “thirteen other individuals and 2 additional companies are also charged in the alleged crime.”