Sunday, March 10, 2019

God Offers People of Alabama New Bibles to Replace Ones Trump Signed

Mod: When Trump autographed those Bibles he was using the same signature found on his checks to Stormy Daniels.

God Offers People of Alabama New Bibles to Replace Ones Trump Signed (The Borowitz Report link): God has offered to give the people of Alabama brand new Bibles to replace the ones that Donald J. Trump signed during his visit to the state on Friday.

In a rare public statement from the famously mysterious deity, God said that He was furious at Trump “for defacing My book,” calling Trump’s signature “a wanton act of vandalism.”

“Where was Mike Pence in all of this?” God asked. “These people can’t do anything right.”


God added that He was “dumbfounded” that Trump had taken it upon himself to sign his name on a book to which he had “no relationship whatsoever.”

“I’ve got news for Trump: the Bible is not ‘The Art of the Deal,’ ” God said. “Of course, he didn’t write that book, either.”


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49 comments:

  1. How many signs from GOD do we need to see before we can see that Trump, is the devil himself.

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  2. Can America recover from Trump? A radicalized right wing suggests dangers ahead

    The religious devotion of the Trump base to their secular god demonstrates that between 30 and 40 percent of Americans are unfit for participation in Democratic society.

    https://www.alternet.org/2019/03/can-america-recover-from-trump-a-radicalized-right-wing-suggests-dangers-ahead/?utm_source=push_notifications

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    1. maybe not but we have to try.

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  3. I heard that some of the Bibles Trump signed later burst into flame.

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  4. Some one call: 1. a plumber to unclog the D.C. toilets so the trash like him and others can be flushed away. 2. Then a exorcists to clear away the filth this one has left behind. 3. In act a ordinance that proclaims that 'never will America allow such stupid/immoral people be elected again.'

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    1. Remember that fool Joe the Plumber who McCain and Palin bandied about?

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    2. His 15 minutes ran out long ago.

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  5. Some of the lunatic leaders are trying to justify 'the devil' signing bibles this of course goes with out saying they are just as bad as djt and hoping for Govt money to bail them out but we know how he helped Porto Rico. https://apnews.com/babacf0241774561badc76b3201c2f2c

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  6. I mean Kushner’s buikding, which was the record spent On an office building is literally numbered 666. With a giant sign on the façade that says 666. That’s where the grand Havana club is where they hang out with Giuliani and the trumps. It’s so obvious to any devout Christian.

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  7. Porn Star Adulterer Trump Goes To Alabama To Sign Bibles For Tornado Victims
    https://www.politicususa.com/2019/03/08/trump-signs-bibles-alabama.html

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  8. In case you're wondering where all the Trump Trolls are, they're in Moscow for the Whattabout conference.

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  9. Another Leaf Unfolds In Cindy Yang/Trump Tale. She's Active In A Chinese Communist Organization

    https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2019/3/10/1840955/-Another-Leaf-Unfolds-In-Cindy-Yang-Trump-Tale-She-s-Active-In-A-Chinese-Communist-Organization?utm_campaign=trending

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    1. Pretty weird how the people who blew a gasket over an imaginary sex ring run out of the basement of a pizza parlor that has no basement have all gone silent over the actual sex ring run by the denizens of the president's tacky golf resort and omelet bar, why could that be?

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    2. If this Cindy Yang is linked to Chinese intelligence, do we have to open a whole new investigation? Or can they just run a fork off the Russian connection? Might as well throw in the Saudis while we're at it...

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    3. If this Chinese spy and MAGA pimp is a communist, doesn't that make her a socialist?

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    4. She should fit right in here.

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    5. Just like she fits into Trump’s world.

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  10. I bet she wears her MaGA hat (made in China) with pride.

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    1. If you look at the picture of her with Donny Jr. in yesterday's post, she has a MAGA purse. All of America's enemies are into the MAGA thing. Russian nationalists, Chinese Communists, Tea Party members. One big happy family.

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  11. Truths: The Catholic Pope holds the bible close as do his flock of prists hold little boys close.

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    1. The "Orchids of Asia" that Trump and his pals frequent for blow jobs are teenagers. So grateful is the president that he has their pimp over to Mar-a-Lago for parties and selfies.

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    2. That is true

      Glad we have a wise and morally strong pope to drain the swamp

      Too bad trump proved a fraud
      I regret voting for him

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  12. Progressives are into hiding under their Hijabs when they spout hate.

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    1. You're a fool. One that is badly in need of new material. You're as repetitious as a mynah bird.

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    2. Tell me she said that has you so afraid

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  13. Hopefully Pelosi and Schumer will sign a Koran!

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    1. As far as I know Chuck and Nancy aren't into desecrating religious texts.

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    2. Just the Constitution.

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  14. Borowitz didnt use Gods real name otherwise he'd be toast.

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    1. A little Tea Party anti-semitism to start the day.

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  15. Semitism is on the rise from the Democratic Party and that party refuses to defend; sad day in history.

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    2. Yes, pro-Jewish Semitism is on the rise in the Democratic Party. It is largely a response to pro-Trump neo-Nazi anti-Semitic riots in places like Charlottesville.

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  16. God still loves you.

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    1. There are many who claim that God speaks through them. Most have no idea that what is really coming out of their mouths has nothing to do with God. Like the president who scribbles on Bibles.

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  17. Has Stormy Daniels found God?

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    1. She sure didn't find God during that evening she spent with Donny Littlewood.

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  18. 11:07, do Catholics read/use the Bible?

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    1. Uh oh
      Illegal poster snuck over the border again..

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  19. 11:09 & 11:11, you poor ignorant fool. Your type will get us all killed.

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  20. Whom will do the killing GOD or ALLAH ?

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    1. The Stay Puft Marshmellow Man.

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    2. Rednecks will do it

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  21. Whoa 12:41pm ignorant fool? YOU really need to read the writtings of Martin Niemoller.
    Then put down the mirror.

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    1. Another post reply illegal border sneaker! Got a whole caravan of trolls today who aren’t true tattler citizens.

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  22. Why do Republicans still back Trump? The answer is simple: Attitude and gratitude
    (This is actually a warning to voters)

    And when he achieved the presidency, Trump delivered. His campaign had sent the message Republicans wanted to hear — I take crap from no one. Everyone on this primary ballot will show their belly, he said in effect; I will show them my fists.

    Trump isn’t a politician but he alone in a crowded primary field realized how much Republican politics had changed. Darrell Hammond, the best Trump actor “Saturday Night Live” ever cast, summed it up best: the president is a “genius empath.”

    http://www.latimes.com/opinion/op-ed/la-oe-jennings-trump-republicans-clinton-election-20190310-story.html

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