|Link to 'Bubba the Love Sponge' audio here.|
Mod: Fox News's Bill O'Reilly replacement act is having his 'Grab 'em by the pussy' moment. Only this time it isn't Billy Bush doing the honors. Rather it was a dude called Bubba the Love Sponge. Media Matters has just published an expose' that will have Fox News fans waltzing with all kinds of inappropriate excitement and abandon.
- After Bubba the Love Sponge described underage girls at Carlson's daughter’s boarding school experimenting sexually with each other, Carlson said, “If it weren't my daughter I would love that scenario.”
- Carlson said criminal charges against Warren Jeffs are “bullsh*t” because “arranging a marriage between a 16-year-old and a 27-year-old is not the same as pulling a stranger off the street and raping her.”
- Carlson: If I made the laws, “Michael Vick would have been executed and Warren Jeffs would be out on the street.”
- Carlson: A teacher who molested a 13-year-old took pressure off the victim’s female classmates because they wouldn’t have to sleep with him.
- Carlson: “It's harder to determine what's consensual and what's not” when you’re with a sex worker.
- Carlson called for the elimination of rape shield laws.
- Carlson laughed at a story about a guest who “choked a girl out” because “she was acting up.”
- Carlson: “Going to the BunnyRanch is more expensive than picking up some crackhead off the streets. ... Expense, in some way, is a measure of value."
- Carlson described TV host Alexis Stewart, Martha Stewart’s daughter, as “c*nty” and said he wanted to “give her the spanking she so desperately needs.”
- Carlson called singer Britney Spears and celebrity Paris Hilton “the biggest white whores in America.”
- Bubba said Carlson wants to “f*ck Sarah Palin” and Carlson said, “I'll agree with that.”
- Carlson: Women are “extremely primitive, they're basic, they're not that hard to understand.”
Mod: There are a bunch more Tucker Talks just like this. The dude just didn't shut up.