Thursday, November 28, 2019

Jim Bakker: Buy my ‘Turkey Feast’ survival food buckets in case the Apocalypse comes during Thanksgiving

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Mod: Thank heavens Trump saved Thanksgiving. Otherwise you wouldn't be able to buy a turkey bucket!

Jim Bakker: Buy my ‘Turkey Feast’ survival food buckets in case the Apocalypse comes during Thanksgiving (Dead State.org link): One of the most impressive career revivals is that of Jim Bakker. Once a disgraced televangelist who went to prison for mail and wire fraud and conspiring to defraud the public, he’s managed to reinvent himself as an apocalyptic doomsday prepper and build a nice following in the process.

Bakker has monetized his ever-evolving and open-ended predictions of the End Times with his (alleged) disaster-ready “food buckets.” But it isn’t the food buckets themselves that make for great unintentional comedy, it’s how he markets them. As hurricanes ravaged the East Coast in September of last year, Bakker warned his audience that in perilous times, people “kill each other” and “eat each other” and that he wanted them to “be prepared.” On his show that same month, he called upon viewers to buy a “million dollars-worth” of his food buckets, saying money will be useless anyway when the tribulation comes.

You can even make a Thanksgiving dinner with his food buckets. “This is the most unique survival food,” Bakker said on his show this Tuesday.

Pointing to his product, he said it contained “52 servings” of a “turkey feast emergency food supply” with a “30-year shelf life. It even has pumpkin pie mousse for dessert … I love pumpkin pie,” Bakker declared.

“This, for your survival food, this is to have,” he continued. “Because in a crisis, you’re gonna be able to have a Thanksgiving turkey dinner.”

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31 comments:

  1. Jim Bakker and his temple of Doom follower's aka (djt) supporters have been duped again by this quack. Jim Jones preferred Kool-Aid and it was a knock off brand ta-boot, but in the end those followers died too! So following (djt) will most likely result in the same happy-ending as the previous followers did.

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  2. Trump voter: I'd believe President over Jesus

    During a panel with Trump voters, one supporter said he likes that the President's cabinet is filled with millionaires and that he would take the President's word even if Jesus were to contradict it.

    https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2017/11/20/voter-panel-trump-supporter-camerota-sot-newday.cnn

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  3. Is the weather today apocalyptic enough for you? What time will your turkey bucket be ready?

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    1. I have a cooking question. If you light the bucket on fire, does that mean your turkey is smoked?

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  4. ‘No spying occurred’: Fox News host fact checks Trump and Bill Barr for lying about FBI surveillance

    https://www.rawstory.com/2019/11/no-spying-occurred-fox-news-host-fact-checks-trump-and-bill-barr-for-lying-about-fbi-surveillance/

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  5. You may not die from the apocalypse but you will die from food poisoning if you eat from that bucket of so called food

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    1. During the apocalypse there won't be any paramedics or lawyers to call.

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    2. Just hilarious and horrific at the same time. Like watching an old, I mean really old Mickey Mouse cartoon. No words are sufficient enough to explain this insanity!

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  6. Bakker's so full of the crap you find in his buckets. - I used to live about 40 miles from him. Nevertheless, many people from the area worshipped him. I watched him sometimes for laughs. His big theme is fear.

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  7. Everything Bakker does thru his phony ass church is TAX free. Kind of like Trump and his hotels.

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  8. Not much for Trump to be thankful for in latest impeachment news

    https://news.yahoo.com/not-much-for-trump-to-be-thankful-for-in-latest-impeachment-news-221249654.html

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    1. Jim should send Donald a turkey bucket so he can cheer up.

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  9. Needing a break from the normal (djt) bull, folks? We have another born again (nut) known as Cocaine-tim-allen must have been a drug runner for (djt) in the early days of his incarceration. Remember prisoner tim a. number, 18959? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4368640/Tim-Allen-recalls-prison-stint-drug-trafficking.html https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/tim-allen-thought-police-view

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  10. Happy Turkey Day and happy apoplectic day today with plenty of mashups for all the Tattler bloggers celebrating doom fir themselves these next five years with President Trump restoring civility and justice for our country.

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    1. Yeah, civility.

      The Profanity President: Trump's Four-Letter Vocabulary
      https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/19/us/politics/trump-language.html

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  11. Someone's dog left a pumpkin pie mousse on my lawn.

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  12. Military Officers Don’t Want To Be Seen In Public With Trump

    https://www.politicususa.com/2019/11/27/military-officers-trump.html

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  13. Weren't we supposed to get raptured first? Why do we need a survival bucket if we're all going to be in heaven?

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    1. Maybe you're supposed to bring it with you.

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    2. According to 10:04, paramedics and lawyers get raptured first.

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    3. For an extra $40 your bucket will come with a pair of angel wings.

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  14. Another waste of tax payers dollars, so the fat one can dodge the political bullets coming at the bald fool calling himself (djt). https://news.yahoo.com/trump-makes-surprise-thanksgiving-visit-190159150.html

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  15. Speaking of Turkeys, Devin Nunes is in broiler for his antics of being a Communist-Republican crook. Devin Nunes must stop suing fake cows and explain $60,000 Europe trip

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  16. One of (djt) chapters got exposed, so the recruitment by his skinhead crazies can start another one. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-50590924

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  17. Tucker Carlson calls Trump 'full-blown BS artist' in segment defending him from media coverage

    “One of the reasons progressives say they hate Donald Trump is because he lies a lot,” Carlson said at the start of the segment. “Trump, they’ll tell you, is a committed liar.”

    “As the Post points out, the lying began at the inauguration. Perhaps you remember this claim, which, at the time, deeply offended official Washington,” Carlson said before going on to play a clip of Trump claiming that his inauguration drew the largest audience “ever.”

    “We’re not going to lie to you,” Carlson said. “That was untrue. The crowd at the 2017 inauguration was not the largest ever measured on the National Mall. Sorry, it wasn’t.”

    “Why did the president claim it was? Well, because that’s who he is,” the Fox News host continued. “Donald Trump is a salesman. He’s a talker. He’s a boaster, a booster, a compulsive self-promoter. At times, he’s a full-blown BS artist. If Trump hadn’t gotten rich in real estate, he could have made a fortune selling cars.”

    https://thehill.com/homenews/media/472378-tucker-carlson-calls-trump-full-blown-bs-artist-but-defends-him-from-media

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  18. Thank you President Trump for making a surprise visit to Afghanistan and visiting troops this Thanksgiving.

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    1. Did General Bone Spurs bring his golf clubs?

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    2. Trump heaps praise on himself in rambling speech to soldiers during surprise Afghanistan visit

      https://www.rawstory.com/2019/11/trump-heaps-praise-on-himself-in-rambling-speech-to-soldiers-during-surprise-afghanistan-visit/

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  19. Happy thanksgiving everyone.

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  20. A former Deutsche Bank executive who reportedly signed off on some of the institution’s unorthodox loans to Donald Trump killed himself in his Malibu home on November 19. Thomas Bowers, the onetime head of Deutsche Bank’s American wealth-management division, where he oversaw Trump’s private banker, committed suicide by hanging, according to Los Angeles County Medical Examiner-Coroner’s office.

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  21. If you're saved, you don't need the bucket. If you're not saved, you don't need the bucket either.

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