Friday, November 26, 2021

The Jim Bakker Show: End Times preacher claims ancient reptile imitated her husband to have sex with her

Mod: Here's a quick question for any evangelical theologians: Is it infidelity if the dude identifies as a non-human alien?  

An alien tried to have sex with me after morphing into my husband and climbing into my bed, woman bizarrely claims (The Sun link): A religious author claims an alien tried to have sex with her after morphing into her husband and climbing into their bed. American Sharon Gilbert, 69, related the bizarre incident while appearing on The Jim Bakker Show, which describes itself as a Christian “prophetic Bible show.”

Writer and Friendly Atheist contributor Hemant Mehta uploaded a clip from the show to Twitter. He posted the footage with the caption: "End Times preacher Sharon Gilbert says that an alien imitated her husband, and then it tried to have sex with her."

"Then it claimed to be Xerxes, and then Jesus got involved, and then the alien turned out to be a reptile with a posse of gargoyles."

The video has been viewed more than 5.3 million times since it was posted on November 23, with many critics casting doubt on the bonkers story.

Gilbert said on the show: "After Derek and I got married this other Derek appears in our bed. The real Derek is lying down next to me, other Derek sits right up out of him. It startled me. I knew that was not Derek and so I asked this critter, who are you? Because he clearly wanted to have sexual relations."

"He said: 'I am your husband.' I said: 'Who are you?' "He had the nerve to claim to be, Xerxes. Other Derek seriously wanted to invite me, to use my free will to do something that was going to pull me away from God." Further in the discussion, she details the part Jesus played in her being able to defeat the “alien”. Gilbert also claimed the “alien” was also joined by other “gargoyle-like” creatures.

She said: "This last time I knew he was really desperate and I asked him again 'who are you?.' He told me the same answer and I said 'I am not going with you.'

"This was an internal dialogue, finally I said I have had enough, in my mind. I reached up, I grabbed his face and I said: 'You are a liar and Jesus is real.' I pulled that face off and beneath it was a reptile."

"He had little creatures with him this time, he brought these little halfling creatures and they looked like, gargoyles and they were very reptilian as well. Beneath the face of Derek was a reptilian serpentine creature." From the bizarre clip it is not clear whether Gilbert meant the story literally or metaphorically.

The post, has picked up more than 11,000 comments, with many mocking Gilbert or questioning the validity of the story. One Twitter user wrote: “Why aren’t these people writing science fiction? They have fantastic imaginations.”

Another said: “This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life; where can I find more comedy gold like this?? Is there a playlist somewhere?” While a third person wrote: "I hate it when that happens. It's hard enough to get a good night's sleep and then bloody Xerxes turns up followed by Jesus and reptilian aliens."

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48 comments:

  1. Everyone's moving to Texas. Here's why Californians are leaving.
    They’re looking for bigger homes, second homes or any home at all. They’re searching for work — or trying to escape work. Some fear encroaching heat, fire or flood. Others are repulsed by bitter local politics. Many simply hear the distant siren of a better life elsewhere.
    Texas keeps getting more diverse, younger and more liberal. One reason Republicans may be rushing to limit voting access is out of fear of being overrun. “Don’t California My Texas!” is a popular refrain.
    The poor services and reactionary state politics bother me greatly, but I can see how, for a lot of people, low taxes and more living space could be inducement enough to overlook Texas’ apparent downsides.
    Texas, now, feels a bit like California did when I first moved here in the late 1980s — a thriving, dynamic place where it doesn’t take a lot to establish a good life. For many people, that’s more than enough.

    https://www.sfgate.com/opinion/article/Everyone-s-Moving-to-Texas-Here-s-Why-16644002.php?IPID=SFGate-HP-CP-Spotlight

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  2. This person called Sharon Gilbert has a screw loose and needs to get a mental check up?
    I am sure she has fetish nightmares along with other republican divot issues to resolve, off the air. Other clinical names could be applied, crack-pot and donny trumpee follower.

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    1. And a brain sucking organism took her intelligence! Oh wait, it starved to death, she didn’t have any.

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    2. Another fine example of white evangelical idiocy.

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    3. What the romance seeking ancient lizard didn't know is she hasn't consented to having sex with her husband in months. He should have picked someone else to occupy.

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    4. That would explain the hissing sound and extra skin left on the bed.

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    5. There's just no pleasing some people.

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    6. Likely story. Blame the reptiles.

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    7. Nuttier than a squirrel's outhouse.

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  3. The video of Ahmaud Arbery's shotgun death , suddenly brought the Black man's killing into the national consciousness.
    Their own words may have doomed men who killed Ahmaud Arbery.

    Greg McMichael, who was in the bed of a pickup truck when his son killed Arbery, told police the Black man "was trapped like a rat" and he told Arbery: "Stop, or I’ll blow your f---ing head off!”

    Statements like that allowed prosecutors to give context to the short video that didn't show the entire shooting and had little of the five minutes that the men chased Arbery.

    https://news.yahoo.com/own-words-may-doomed-men-195117529.html

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  4. Preacher: Jesus Saved Me From Alien-Reptile Sex

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l37Xl5QNKU

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  5. Communist China's 'alarming' actions at odds with peaceful rhetoric?
    Once called, but is in reality twice a liar.
    Much like the Republican Party.

    Relations between Australia and its biggest export market reached a low in 2020 when Canberra backed a United Nations inquiry into the origins of COVID-19, which was first recorded in China.

    China responded by cutting off ministerial contacts and imposing hefty tariffs on Australian exports of wine, barley, beef, coal and seafood, effectively nullifying a 2015 free trade agreement. Australia and its ally the United States branded the move "economic coercion".

    https://news.yahoo.com/australia-says-chinas-alarming-actions-043053228.html

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  6. This recently married 69 year old is having sex with space aliens? Sounds like some serious trouble in paradise to me.

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    1. Wait where was her cell phone to snap some quick pics for Insta and FB? Yeah, she is too old to sell a story like this...if this happened for real there would be more than just her story. Anyway, if she'd had sex with this alien, she could have written a book about it and shared her experience w us all. would that not be fantastic?

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    2. I hate when that happens. How was it Honey?

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    3. I don’t care. She still needs to explain the lizard babies.

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    4. Which one is Derek Jr?

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    5. Xerxes the 937th is everyone’s favorite.

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    6. Xerxes is the real father of Donald Trump Jr.

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    7. Obviously the runt of the litter.

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    8. An especially unwholesome newt.

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    9. Don’t laugh. Xerxes is planning to run against Donald in 2024 and would likely win the GOP nod.

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    10. Despite his pagan roots Xerxes will get a large Evsngelical vote.

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  7. More old trash from the criminal donny trumpee witless white house.
    Peter Navarro Says He Wanted 'Baby' Dr. Anthony Fauci 'Strangled In His Crib'.
    Navarro, who has no background in science or public health, baselessly claimed the nation’s top infectious disease expert had lied repeatedly about COVID-19 and compared him to Adolf Hitler in the interview on Bannon’s “War Room” Wednesday.

    https://news.yahoo.com/peter-navarro-says-wanted-baby-045020396.html

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    1. These dumbf*cks keeping talking so their name stays in the news... that is pretty much the only reason. Not because they are intelligent and trying to steer society in a better direction. Really

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  8. Rep. Swalwell: They Are Getting Closer To The Commander Of Insurrection, Donald Trump

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPU-dpAswbU

    Speaking of ancient reptiles ..

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    1. One thing to keep in mind: America didn’t become a democracy until 1965. If we went back 60 years, we’d see an America that would seem authoritarian by today’s standards: violent segregation and open voter suppression are what we fear now, but it was normal back then. These people are trying to undo the civil rights movement.

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  9. What exactly has gone wrong in America? Something made middle-aged white American men go desperately off the rails

    https://www.rawstory.com/angry-white-middle-aged-men/

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    1. Marjorie Taylor Greene is a middle-age white man??

      Gilfoyle is a white man?

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    2. Erosion of privilege feels like an attack.

      Imagine being born with an advantage at every turn, so ingrained in society that it feels natural. And then have it forcefully taken away.

      They can’t get away with being mediocre anymore and that makes them angry.

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  10. History lessons needed for this crowd! Democracy has also been an American thing; check your family tree if you are searching for fault in the system.
    Lucky if you are born American, hopeful if you apply for citizenship that your application will go through.

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  11. Lol, another variant just in time for midterms; my how the Democrats sew fear.

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    1. Actually the Democrats are saving Trump admin arrests, trials and imprisonments for the election. It is going to be a fabulous show. Chubby Cheddar's perp walk will be viewed billions of times on the internet, and all over the world.

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  12. This judge may have just set a devastating precedent for Trump and his allies

    November 26, 2021This judge may have just set a devastating precedent for Trump and his allies
    A Colorado judge slapped two attorneys with a substantial penalty for pursuing Donald Trump's election lies in court, and provided a blueprint for punishing the twice-impeached one-term president's legal enablers.

    Magistrate judge N. Reid Neureiter ordered attorneys Gary D. Fielder and Ernest John Walker to pay nearly $190,000 to the defendants they sued in baseless election fraud case over Trump's loss, and Los Angeles Times columnist Mark Barabak hailed the news as a victory for truth and democracy.

    "Here's hoping the action by the U.S. district court judge sets a precedent that spreads widely through the land, as former President Trump and his enablers continue to push the 'Big Lie' of rampant voter fraud and seek to undermine the legitimacy of the current chief executive," Barabak wrote. "It's one thing to market that mendacity to fleece donors, salve the former president's velveteen ego or build an audience on Fox News, OAN or other Trumpaganda media outlets. Things are different in a court of law, and must be."

    https://www.rawstory.com/colorado-trump-election/

    You mean you can't just lie in court because Donald Trump wants you to?

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  13. Lol only white old man Joe Biden and Newsome off the rails; that is the bullet train of two miles of track going nowhere!

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    1. How's that Newsom recall working out for you, guy?

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  14. Ratings=$$$. It is what I call "creepy porn". Those ppl tuned into that stuff and talking about their sex fantasies, are slobbering all over themselves. They would never admit it----but it's porn for creepsters.

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    1. Old people porn... i domt think young people believe in alien sex. They are more progressive and dont have to fantasize like the old folks

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    2. Xerxes was born in 519 BC. That makes him 2,540.

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    3. Dirty old man.

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    4. Her husband was obviously uncomfortable in his present skin. This reptile may have been his fore skin

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  15. Eric Trump Again Lays Claim to ‘The Dumb One’ By Threatening to Sue for Burner Accusation

    https://www.politicususa.com/2021/11/25/eric-trump-again-lays-claim-to-the-dumb-one-by-threatening-to-sue-for-burner-accusation.html

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  16. Do we need further proof that Evangelicals are off their lids? Their worshipping of Trump, and now this, not to mention the dozens of other bizarre characters within their ranks.

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  17. Why do these supposedly religious people lie so much?

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  18. Every group has got its mentally ill folks. It's the species....

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    1. Even those with TV shows.

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    2. The Republican far right is the empowerment of the insane.

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