An alien tried to have sex with me after morphing into my husband and climbing into my bed, woman bizarrely claims (The Sun link): A religious author claims an alien tried to have sex with her after morphing into her husband and climbing into their bed. American Sharon Gilbert, 69, related the bizarre incident while appearing on The Jim Bakker Show, which describes itself as a Christian “prophetic Bible show.”
"Then it claimed to be Xerxes, and then Jesus got involved, and then the alien turned out to be a reptile with a posse of gargoyles."
Gilbert said on the show: "After Derek and I got married this other Derek appears in our bed. The real Derek is lying down next to me, other Derek sits right up out of him. It startled me. I knew that was not Derek and so I asked this critter, who are you? Because he clearly wanted to have sexual relations."
"This was an internal dialogue, finally I said I have had enough, in my mind. I reached up, I grabbed his face and I said: 'You are a liar and Jesus is real.' I pulled that face off and beneath it was a reptile."
"He had little creatures with him this time, he brought these little halfling creatures and they looked like, gargoyles and they were very reptilian as well. Beneath the face of Derek was a reptilian serpentine creature." From the bizarre clip it is not clear whether Gilbert meant the story literally or metaphorically.
Another said: “This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life; where can I find more comedy gold like this?? Is there a playlist somewhere?” While a third person wrote: "I hate it when that happens. It's hard enough to get a good night's sleep and then bloody Xerxes turns up followed by Jesus and reptilian aliens."